RR's Pick Up Lines

At dinner today, my son shared two of his sure-fire pick up lines with me: {brace yourself}

" Is your dad a thief ? 'Cause he must have stole the stars and put them in your eyes." and my favorite, "If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would start with u."

OMG! Needless to say his brother and I couldn't stop laughing.  All I could think was, "really?" Thank goodness he's smart, cute, kind-hearted and obviously funny.  Otherwise, he would have no chance.  Hopefully, he will find a girl that will look pass his lack of "smoothness".  I can only hope....                                                                   

*****Disclaimer***** These pick up lines are endorsed by and ONLY by my 12 yr. old son.  I will not be held liable or responsible in any way when they fail.  

*Actually, they may just be corny enough to work.  The ability to make someone laugh or smile can work wonders. : )